Ridiculous jokes that make you laugh
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Last post: 05/10/2012 at 4:32 pm
Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 7:14 pm
Everybody hears a joke thats just so stupid but it really gets you laughing. My OH tonight has just said two and i couldnt stop giggling.
"What noise does a one legged cow make?"
"Moo." You see? Its so stupid but i did laugh lol. I was expecting something really cheeky or sarcastic but he said that. Then he says......
"What noise does a one legged horse make?" Me expecting it to be the same as before said Nay.
OH shook his head. "Clip." He goes. That was it i was wetting myself lol. I blame the lack of sleep and the fact im getting the flu for the fact i found them so funny.
So the question is....do you know any stupid jokes that just shouldnt have been funny but was??
"What noise does a one legged cow make?"
"Moo." You see? Its so stupid but i did laugh lol. I was expecting something really cheeky or sarcastic but he said that. Then he says......
"What noise does a one legged horse make?" Me expecting it to be the same as before said Nay.
OH shook his head. "Clip." He goes. That was it i was wetting myself lol. I blame the lack of sleep and the fact im getting the flu for the fact i found them so funny.
So the question is....do you know any stupid jokes that just shouldnt have been funny but was??
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 7:32 pm
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
<waits for the tumbleweed>
Nacho Cheese!
<waits for the tumbleweed>
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 7:35 pm
What type of music appeals to most cheeses??
R n Brie!
That's all i have.
R n Brie!
That's all i have.
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Lianne R(17)
03/10/2012 at 7:39 pm
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
A pat on the head :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 7:42 pm
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug!
Doug!
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 7:43 pm
Two snowmen in a field one says to the other ...can you smell carrots? 
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 7:57 pm
In answer to
Anonymous
What type of music appeals to most cheeses??
R n Brie!
That's all i have.
R n Brie!
That's all i have.
what's ridiculous about that, that's an amazing joke.
Brilliant thread op.
I love telling kids this because they pass themselves laughing
knock knock, who's there? Doctor, doctor who? You know the rest.
I do weddings and barmitzvahs
Brilliant thread op.
I love telling kids this because they pass themselves laughing
knock knock, who's there? Doctor, doctor who? You know the rest.
I do weddings and barmitzvahs
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 8:03 pm
Whats the first sign of madness ?
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Suggs walking up your driveway
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Suggs walking up your driveway
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 8:12 pm
What do you call a woman juggling three crates of guinness?
Beatrix
Beatrix
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VIKI R(7)
03/10/2012 at 8:14 pm
Two birds sitting on a perch, one turns to the other and asks 'can you smell fish?'
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 8:15 pm
Time files like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
gets me every time.
Fruit flies like a banana
gets me every time.
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VIKI R(7)
03/10/2012 at 8:15 pm
Why does a leprechaun wear three condoms?
To be sure, to be sure, to be sure
To be sure, to be sure, to be sure
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VIKI R(7)
03/10/2012 at 8:16 pm
Whats brown and sticky?
A Stick
Whats Tartan and Slippery?
A Slipper
:nmsrofl2::nmsrofl2:
A Stick
Whats Tartan and Slippery?
A Slipper
:nmsrofl2::nmsrofl2:
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 8:17 pm
whats Pink and Hard
a pig with a flick knife....!
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a pig with a flick knife....!
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Anonymous
03/10/2012 at 8:18 pm
Heard this on the radio this morning:
Brian May - a slightly more optimistic version of Brian Won't.
I laughed and laughed and laughed as I drove.
Brian May - a slightly more optimistic version of Brian Won't.
I laughed and laughed and laughed as I drove.
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